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[framlingem]

I have come to the conclusion that in order to have a complete central nervous system, the United States and Canada need to combine their elected leaders into one sort of Conjoined Prime Pres sort of thing.

See, President Bush seems to have an utter lack of brain, and Prime Minister Martin has all the spine of a mollusc. Possibly a zebra mussel.

Is anyone out there a Mad Scientist who can attempt this?

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[disc-sophist.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, Bush has no backbone either, but hides behind the bible and uses the religious right. I have therefore come up with this artist's composite for a successful candidate:


However, if you're looking for a man with brains, backbone, and scruples to boot, I managed to paste this one together from several sources:

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

*falls off of chair laughing*

Excellent!

*snicker*

[darcedor.livejournal.com]

Why do you say Martin has no spine?

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

He doesn't say no.

Most recently it's the flu shot thing that's gotten to me. There's a shortage. I didn't get mine, because I figured flu vaccine would be better spent on someone old, or someone weak, or someone with an already compromised immune system. So the flu knocked me on my ass for a week. Meanwhile, Martin told the Americans who couldn't afford to get a shot in the States to come on up and gert one for eight bucks.

Genereosity is all very well and good, but sometimes he really should look out for his own citizens first. I don't mind me getting the flu, because I'm pretty tough, but there are people out there who will die if they get it.

Just an example. He's also not pushing the States to start buying Canadian beef again, which is a biggie for me.

This worries me. The Bush administration would like to build pipelines down through Canada, and clearcut forests. They want to buy our fresh water, because they can't be bothered to keep their own clean. Martin does not seem to be putting his foot down and saying "look, buddy, you need to be looking after what you have. Invest in alternate fuel - you don't need another pipeline. Our beef? You yourself said it doesn't make you sick. (In Bush's Ottawa speech this November). Clean your own water." And he isn't.

Hee Hee Hee

[mpulse.livejournal.com]

it be time for the mad scientist mode to kick in!:)

Re: Hee Hee Hee

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHAHAHAAAA