Happy Easter :)
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framlingemOne imagines the turnover rate of bunnies must be fairly high. I did a bit of research and found this sequence of posts on a free blogging site for Anthropomorphic Personification. (I highly recommend reading Death of Rats' blog. SQUEAK has never been so eloquent a phrase.)
B_unny posted at 12:34 PM on 05/05/2006:
GUYS. Dad's retiring! He says he wants to live out his remaining years as a pet somewhere. I get that. I mean, he's, like, six. That's ancient. So I'm the oldest son and all, and I get to do the whole egg thing next year. I have PLANS, man. Heir to the throne, baby.
B_unny posted at 2:16 PM on 05/06/2006
Thanks for your comments on my last post, it's awesome to see all the support. You're the best anthropomorphic personifications EVAR.
B_unny posted at 2:30 PM on 05/06/2006:
Okay. So. Plans! What I'm seeing here is that the Easter Bunny just isn't cool enough in the 12-16 age range. They're totally my people. So I've decided to make myself way, way cooler by embracing my Pagan roots. I'm changing my name from Frank to Eostre. I may put in some 'Y's. Names with Y in them are way cooler. Yostre? Eosytyry? I don't know.
B_unny posted at 10:30 AM on 05/07/2006:
Okay, Santa was the only person to comment on my post yesterday. And all HE said was "Ho, ho, ho." What gives?
B_unny posted at 10:35 AM on 05/07/2006:
Dude, Boogieman, that was totally mean to say that. I deleted your comment and am unfriending you. No wonder none of those kids like you. I bet you still live with your mom. I'm leaving Anthro-personjournal.com forever. Whatever.
B_unny posted at 11:37 AM on 05/08/2006:
I MISSED YOU GUYS. Even the Tooth Fairy. It was so nice of you to send me a present. It better not be a toothbrush like for my birthday, though. I know you're all like "whoo, dental hygiene" and stuff, but c'mon. Chocolate! My teeth grow back.
B_unny posted at 3:42 PM on 05/15/2006
Whoah, been a while since I posted. Dad wanted to take me on a trip and show me the best ways of hiding the eggs. It was cool for like ten minutes. He just would not SHUT UP. And I can totally find better hiding places than that. So anyway, I get home and find this package from the Tooth Fairy. Or maybe I should say Denture Fairy. I think you're going senile. I mean, you sent me a DRESS. And what the heck is up with the note saying "congratulations upon discovering your True Self"? I'm defriending you, too, Chomper Whomper.
B_unny posted at 5:29 PM on 05/15/2006:
Ha. Ha. Very funny. Sandman, Tooth Fairy, Great Pumpkin, Boogie Man, some friend YOU are. Santa, too. I thought YOU were on my side. Death had to be the one to tell me "EOSTRE IS A FERTILITY GODDESS."
Why didn't any of you TELL me Eostre was a GIRL? I'm leaving this comm. I made all this effort and it's hard without, like, thumbs or even real fingers, you know, and you go and treat me like some kid, let's all laugh at the Easter Bunny, ha ha. For REAL this time. And I QUIT. You all just don't appreciate my genius.. Timmy can have the job. Youll want me back. Hes BORING.
B_unny posted at 12:34 PM on 05/05/2006:
GUYS. Dad's retiring! He says he wants to live out his remaining years as a pet somewhere. I get that. I mean, he's, like, six. That's ancient. So I'm the oldest son and all, and I get to do the whole egg thing next year. I have PLANS, man. Heir to the throne, baby.
B_unny posted at 2:16 PM on 05/06/2006
Thanks for your comments on my last post, it's awesome to see all the support. You're the best anthropomorphic personifications EVAR.
B_unny posted at 2:30 PM on 05/06/2006:
Okay. So. Plans! What I'm seeing here is that the Easter Bunny just isn't cool enough in the 12-16 age range. They're totally my people. So I've decided to make myself way, way cooler by embracing my Pagan roots. I'm changing my name from Frank to Eostre. I may put in some 'Y's. Names with Y in them are way cooler. Yostre? Eosytyry? I don't know.
B_unny posted at 10:30 AM on 05/07/2006:
Okay, Santa was the only person to comment on my post yesterday. And all HE said was "Ho, ho, ho." What gives?
B_unny posted at 10:35 AM on 05/07/2006:
Dude, Boogieman, that was totally mean to say that. I deleted your comment and am unfriending you. No wonder none of those kids like you. I bet you still live with your mom. I'm leaving Anthro-personjournal.com forever. Whatever.
B_unny posted at 11:37 AM on 05/08/2006:
I MISSED YOU GUYS. Even the Tooth Fairy. It was so nice of you to send me a present. It better not be a toothbrush like for my birthday, though. I know you're all like "whoo, dental hygiene" and stuff, but c'mon. Chocolate! My teeth grow back.
B_unny posted at 3:42 PM on 05/15/2006
Whoah, been a while since I posted. Dad wanted to take me on a trip and show me the best ways of hiding the eggs. It was cool for like ten minutes. He just would not SHUT UP. And I can totally find better hiding places than that. So anyway, I get home and find this package from the Tooth Fairy. Or maybe I should say Denture Fairy. I think you're going senile. I mean, you sent me a DRESS. And what the heck is up with the note saying "congratulations upon discovering your True Self"? I'm defriending you, too, Chomper Whomper.
B_unny posted at 5:29 PM on 05/15/2006:
Ha. Ha. Very funny. Sandman, Tooth Fairy, Great Pumpkin, Boogie Man, some friend YOU are. Santa, too. I thought YOU were on my side. Death had to be the one to tell me "EOSTRE IS A FERTILITY GODDESS."
Why didn't any of you TELL me Eostre was a GIRL? I'm leaving this comm. I made all this effort and it's hard without, like, thumbs or even real fingers, you know, and you go and treat me like some kid, let's all laugh at the Easter Bunny, ha ha. For REAL this time. And I QUIT. You all just don't appreciate my genius.. Timmy can have the job. Youll want me back. Hes BORING.
