Because Janson really HAS worn an Ewok.

[framlingem]

This may not be nearly as hilarious to anyone else, as you have to a) really like the song that's being spoofed and b) not only be a Star Wars geek, but be a particular fan of the Stackpole/Allston X-wing books.

But to me? It is sheer hilarity!

(Nice buns, Lieutenant.)

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