Oh, my.

[framlingem]

Okay, I'm halfway through this fic and I am quite concerned that something horrible is going to happen to my ribcage, I'm laughing so hard. ANYBODY who is familiar at all with the Harry Potter universe needs to read this one; I guarantee you will be in a good mood at the end.

http://glitterati.illuminatedtext.com/writing/hp/seventhings.html


It's titled "Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did", which ought to be an indicator in itself.

It includes the following passages, which are not in any particular order:


"I," Sirius declared with deathly finality, "am not going to wear a bra."

Before the encore performance and right after a glorious vibrato finale, the squid dedicated the song to Severus Snape.

and

When James walked into the dormitory, he was pink.


Seriously (Siriusly). Go read it. It will be good for what ails you.

EDIT: Have now finished it, and it is slash, so you may not want to read it if that's not your cup of tea (I honestly can't think of a one of you who will choose not to read it based on that, but still). Nothing graphic, though, and it remains funny. *loves this fic to bits*
When James walked into the dormitory, he was pink.


Seriously (Siriusly). Go read it. It will be good for what ails you.

Comments

[telescope13.livejournal.com]

Amusing. I've never read anything like it before.