Annoyance of the Day

Dear fellow female co-workers;

I can understand not wanting to park your butts on the toilet seats for fear of it being unsanitary. I might, however, point out that the reason they're unsanitary in the first place is that "hoverers" like you pee on them.

We have a plentiful supply of disposable paper seat-covers. Please use them, sit your ass down, and stop making it impossible for me to go the the toilet on account of not wanting to wipe up your urine.

Sincerely, me, somewhat annoyed.