(Oh, and yes, yawp is a word. So there.)
Gail had guests over last night.
Which would have been fine.
Except they talk in shouts, and don't know how to close doors quietly (did their mothers and fathers never say "Now go out and come in again. Properly, this time), and one of them thought it would be a good idea to chug a two-liter bottle of soda and was throwing up (in the toilet I just cleaned, I might add!) until three o'clock.
They went to sleep at around four.
And them one of them thought my soda belonged to Gail and drank two cans.
But hah! sez I, for I got up at seven and got my passive-aggressive revenge by taking a VERY LOUD shower.
So there.
Gail had guests over last night.
Which would have been fine.
Except they talk in shouts, and don't know how to close doors quietly (did their mothers and fathers never say "Now go out and come in again. Properly, this time), and one of them thought it would be a good idea to chug a two-liter bottle of soda and was throwing up (in the toilet I just cleaned, I might add!) until three o'clock.
They went to sleep at around four.
And them one of them thought my soda belonged to Gail and drank two cans.
But hah! sez I, for I got up at seven and got my passive-aggressive revenge by taking a VERY LOUD shower.
So there.