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1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A question mark walks into a bar?
3. Two "quotation marks" walk into a bar.
4. The bar was walked into by a passive verb.
5. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
6. A spell checker want into a bar and preceeded to get waisted.
7. A worn out simile went into a bar, had a shot and a Red Bull chaser, and then ran like a bat out of hell.
8. A subordinating conjunction walked into a bar because it was thirsty.
9. A colon walks into a bar for one reason: to drink.
10. A split infinitive decides to boldly walk into a bar.
11. An adverb walks into a bar thirstily.
12. A run on sentence walks into a bar and sits and drinks and leaves and comes back again and has too much to drink and stumbles out of the bar it returns again unable to stop its on going drinking habit which it learned to do the first time it went into the bar to sit down and drink and leave if only for a moment.
13. Being well fried, the Dangling Modifiers enjoyed the pork chops.
14. An ellipsis walks into a bar…
15. A palindrome walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "Madam, I'm Adam."
16. An Oxford comma walks into a bar, drinks, and leaves.
17. A conjunction joined two phrases at a bar, and then he left.