Meds

Conversation between me and my mother:

Her: These antibiotics cost eighty dollars! Why can't you have cheap medicine like your sister?
Me: Because Nicki has hypochondriac tendencies and has a new medication every couple of months. I'm a stoic. When was the last time I had a prescription for non-pain-killers?
Her: Erm... four years ago, I think.
Me: See? I'm cheaper in the long run.

Cleaning day tomorrow. I believe the mother's exact words were "Room blitz."

Oh dear.