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In other news, just got an email that promised to double the length of my penis. Whoo! look, it just did!

Pah. And somebody named 'Trixi' keeps sending me messages saying I'm just what she's looking for... a MAN.

These people must be very confused.

In other news

(Real other news this time)

I saw Mambo Italiano today. GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE. It's BRILLIANT.

It was so cool - it's a Montreal film, and every time they had an outdoor shot, I kept thinking 'Hey, that's__________'.

And to boot, it's a really, really good story. My heart is kinda breaking for Nino, though. Poor guy who knows what he wants, and is equally convinced that that's not what he's supposed to have, and is afraid of wanting it.

(Damn hot, though. Especially in his underwear.)

If I could, because...

I wrote this for one of you. I hope you realise it's for you.


If I could
I would, you know.
I would show you how you sparkle
(because you do)
How we could be queens
(because we could)
If I could
I'd let you hear something beautiful
(because you are)
If I could
I'd make you stop hurting
(because I want to)
If I could
I'd show you your loveliness
(because I love you)
If I could
I'd make it better
(I wish I could.)